Gorilla Rep's "Guaranteed Quality Theatre" indoors today!
Gorilla Repertory Theater Company makes this promise to you, the theatre-going public:
- You will never be charged a cent to see our quality, paid professional theatre productions.
- You will always see paid, professional theatre artists on our stage.
- You will only be asked tactfully to donate what you felt the show was worth on your way out of the theatre, by enclosing a check or cash in the discrete envelope provided on site, mailing the envelope later, or by visiting our web site and donating by credit or debit card there.
That's right! I am so confident that you will donate more than we would have charged anyway because of the quality of our theatre productions that we will not charge you on the way in!
What's more, there are no reservations and no pre-paid tickets. So there will be nor scalping tickets! No one will get a seat before you except the press. Period. So, line up and be ready when we open the house 15 minutes prior to show-time, walk right in and claim your seat.
You'll find donation instructions and the golden envelope provided in your program. You'll watch a fully professional cast and crew of paid professionals present Gorilla Rep's Guaranteed Quality Theatre to you! My Guarantee is that you will not be charged for the Gorilla Rep Guaranteed Quality Theatre you see Tonight. We will live or die by the donations you make but we wouldn't have it any other way!
And if you decide by your donations that this show should move to a larger theater, Gorilla Rep will move it and set up to charge market prices for the same show you are seeing tonight. Our theatre professional team will get a raise if that happens. But you will have seen the show first and paid what you wanted to for it!
Forget "showcase" and "festival" productions - their teams aren't paid to do their best work. Gorilla Rep's are and I Guarantee the results! See the hit shows, star actors, top crew and best designers of tomorrow's Broadway at Gorilla Rep's Guaranteed Quality Theatre today! And pay only and exactly what you are inspired to pay for Guaranteed Quality Theatre after you see it!
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Christopher Carter Sanderson
founding artistic and producing director,
Gorilla Repertory Theater Company, Inc.
In New York Since 1992
